आनंदम

Teen Importent notification

A man who eats chicken fry his own poultry is actually a vegetarian because ghar ki murgi dal barabar

Tooth brush kitney arsey bad retire kiya jata hai

chinese I week

British 1 month

USA 3 month

India main tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota

Wo  kaisey

India me tooth brush sab pahle dant saf djus ds dke vkrk gS vkSj tc dyj djus ds dke mlds ckn e”khu dh lQkbZ ds dke vkrk gS vkSj tc cqz”k ds cky fxj tkrs gSa rks iktkesa esa ukjk Mkyus ds dke vkrk gS

In train a women slept at santa”s son”s place and refused to get up santa went to TC and complained]^ this lady is not giving birth to my child*

I told my parents I want a blackberry or apple they replied ghar main singhade pade gS igys oks [kRe dj

sitaji ke vanvas jane main bahut badi seekh hai woh wah

sita ji k ...............................

Ghar mein 3-3 sass ho to jungle hi theek hai

Arz  hai roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai ek din to sabne marna hai

Char din ke hai zindagi kha lo jee bhar ke

agle janam to phir 3 kila se hi start karna hai

anandam

,d vkneh >wB cksyus dh otg ls dkQh e”kgwj gks x;kA ,d fnu og fdlh nwljs “kgj eas pyk x;kA ,d vLlh lky dh cw<+h vkSjr dks irk pyk rks Mjrh gqbZ vk;h vkSj cksyh csVs rqe gh nqfu;k ds lcls >wBs O;fDr gks u vkneh cksyk yksxksa dh ckr dks nQk djks eSa rks vkidks ns[kdj fd bl mez esa ;s gqLu ;s jax vkSj ;s fnyd”k cw<+h vkSjr “kjekrh gqbZ cksyh ^;k vYykg yksx Hkh fdrus tkfye gSa vPNs Hkys lPps bUlkau dks >wBk dgrs gSaA *

हत्या और कत्ल मैं अंतर है

gR;k vkSj dRy esa D;k QdZ gSA “kk;n ekjuk vyx vyx gS ysfdu eryc ,d gh gS QdZ tkus ds fy;s A vkfQl ls ?kj igq¡pdj vkHkh th dk iwNks fd og gR;kfju yx jgh gS “kfrZ;k jkr dk [kkuk ugh feysxkA

ysfdu vxj vkius dgk fd dkfry yx jgh gS rks “kke dh pk; ds lkFk idksM+ks Hkh feysxsA Hkk"kk laHkydj iz;ksx djA

,d eksecÙkh ty jgh Fkh yksx mlds mtkys esa viuk dke dj jgs FksA vpkud ,d euq"; us ekse ls iwNk ,d ckr crkb;s ty rks /kkxk jgk gS fQj vki D;ksa fi?ky jgs gSa rks ekse dk mÙkj lqudj og ureLrd gks x;k ftls  fny esas clk j[kk gS mls tyrs gq, ugh ns[kk tkrk gSA 

ukti

This is an Ias exam question very simple just read carefully n anwer.

A cowboy arrives in a town on sunday.He stays for three days and then leaves on sunday. How is possible only genius can answer try answing it.

be like a

postage stamp

stick to one thing until you reach the destination

shayari

ghjs eksrh cgqr gS cru esjs fy;s

ywVus ls cpkus dk gquj vkuk pkfg;s

pkan dh vkभा  xfy;ोँ  es Hkh igqWpkuk gS

ml vkEkk rd tkus dks dne pkfg;s

बालश्रम या बल शरम

ckyJe fnol ds vkrs gh ljdkjh egdeksa dks ;kn vk tkrk gS fd gtkjksa cPps dekus fudy iM+rs gSa cgqr ls rks Hkksj gksrs gh vius “kjhj ls cM+h cksjh ysdj dwM+k chuus fudy iN+rs gSa vkSj cksjh Hkj tkrh gS rks jn~nh okys ds ;gkWa  cspdj uxj fuxe dks /kU;okn nsrs gq< fd fdrus vPNs gSa dwM+k ugha mBkrs ugh arks oks chusaxs D;k nksckjk cksjh Hkjus fudy iM+rs gSa  oSls gh tSls ?kj ds lnL;ksa ds isV dh cksjh [kkyh gksrh gs mls Hkjuk gksrk gS ckj ckj A?kj dk gj lnL; dekus fudyrk gS rc tkdj jksVh fey ikrh gS  rc Hkh diM+ksa ij lkcqu yxkus yk;d iSlk ugha dek ikrs AikWap flrkjk gksVy dk [kuk [kkrs gSa ij jkr ds 12 cts gksVy }kjk fuLrkfjr dwM+snku esa ls fudkydj A

शायर हो गया हूँ मैं

oDr vkrk gS pyk tkrk gS bldk ,arckj dHkh er djuk

tks tqnk gksdj Hkh ckj ckj ;kn vk;s bruk I;kj dHkh er djuk A

,d fpaxkjh vaxkj ls de ugha gkseh lknxh Hkh flaxkj ls de ugha gksrh

;s rks ns[kus dk QdZ gS ugh arks nksLrh Hkh I;kj ls de ugha gksrh A

rugkbZ esa oDr xqtkjk djrs gSa pkWan rkjksa ls rsjk ftØ fd;k djrs gSaa

ge ugha tkurs ?kjokys dgrs gSa ]ge uhan esa Hkh rqEgkjk uke iqdkjk djrs gSa

fny ls fudyrh gS nqvk gekjh]ftUnxh esa feys vkidks [kqf”k;kWa lkjh

xe uk ns [kqnk vkidks dHkh ]pkgs ,d [kq”kh de dj ns gekjh A

b”d ds lgkjs ft;k ugha djrs xe ds I;kyksa dks fi;k ugha djrs

dqN ucko nksLr gSa gekjs ftudks ijs”kku u djks rks oks gesa ;kn Hkh ugha djrs A

,s dye #d #d dj py ]bd vnc dk eqdke gS

Rskjh uksd ds uhps esjs egcwc dk uke gS A

 pqids ls pkWan dh jks”kuh vkidh gks tk,

 /khjs ls gok vkidks dqN dg tk;s

fny ls tks pkgrs gks oks ekaxyksa [kqnk ls ]

ge Hkh nqvk djsaxs vkidk gj [oko iwjk gks tk;s

jkt fny dk fny ls fNikrs gSa oks

lkeus vkrs gh utj >kqdkrs gSa oks

ckr djrs ugha ;k gksrh ugha

ij “kqØ gS tc Hkh feyrs gSa eqLdjkrs gSa oks A