Jokes

 

·        Mrs Jones was waiting for an important telephone call, but she had no bread in the house, so she left the baby at home and said to his five year old brother,I am going to the shops  jimmy ,and I will back in a few minutes,”

While she was out, the telephone rang and Jimmy answered ,”hello said a man ,”Is your mother there?”

“no” answered Jimmy.

Well ,when she comes back , say to her Mr Baker  telephoned.

“What”?

Mr Baker .Write it down .B A K E R

How do you make  a B?

How do I make…? Listen,  little boy, is there anybody else with you ?Any brother or sister?

My brother Billy is here

Good I want to talk to him, please”.

“All right’ Jimmy took the telephone to the baby’s bed and gave it to Billy .When their mother came back, she asked ,”Did any one telephone?”

Yes said Jimmy ,”A man .But he only wanted to talk to Billy.”

अनमोल वचन

 

Ckqjh laxr esa jgus ls vpnk gS vdsys jguk & tktZ okf”kaxVu

·        &&&

vdM+  “kCn esa dksbZ ek=k ugha gS ij ;g  vyx vyx ek=k esa gj balku esa ekStwn gS

>wB esa vkd’kZ.k gksrk gS  ij fLFkjrk lR; esa gh gksrh gS

 “kCnksa dk otu rks Ckksyus okys ds Hkko ij vk/kkfjr gS

 ,d “kCn ea= gks tkrk gS ,d “kCn xkyh dgykrk gS

 Okk.kh gh O;fDr ds O;fDrRo dk ifjp; djkrh gS A

 csfQØ lk Fkk vius ckyksa dh lQsnh ns[kdj ] uhan mM+k nh fdlh us ^  vPNs yxrs gks dgdj *

uktisutra

 

·        Fear of Lord is the beginning of wisdom  -  The Bible

The emphasis on the principle of spending every minute of one’s life usually the best medicine –Mahatma Gandhi

Education has mainly two aspects ,the cultural aspect which makes a person grow and the  productive aspect which makes a person do things .Both are essential _ Nehru

The highest education is that which does not merely give us information but makes our life a harmony with all existence.- rabindranath Tagore.

You cannot teach a man anything .You can only help him find it within himself –Galileo Galilei

Arise awake ,stop not till the goal is reached – Vivekanand

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other thing – Abraham Lincoln

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Bhajan 1

 

 

“;ke rsjh cU”kh cts /khjs /khjs

vkxs vkxs Ñ".kk pys ihNs cynkÅ ,s chp jk/ks pys /khjs /khjs

vkxs vkxs jke pys ihNs ihNs y{e.k ,s chp lhrs pys /khjs /khjs

vkxs vkxs Hkksyk pys ihNs xjks”k th ,s chp xkSjk pys /khjs /khjs

vkxs vkxs lwjt pys ihNs pys pUnzek ,s chp rkjs pys /khjs /khjs

vkxs vkxs lwj pys ihNs pys dfojk ,s chp rqylh pys /khj /khjs

 

 

                                           2

                                        

                                          “;ke rsjh cUlh usd ctk¡Å

                                         tks tks rku Hkjks eqjyh esa lksbZ lksbZ xk; lquk¡Å

                                         gejs vkHkw"k.k rqe lc ifgjks esa rqejs lc ik¡Å

                                         gejh foafn;k rqEgh yxkvks eSa flj eqdqV /kjkÅ¡

                                         rqe nf/k ospu tkvks o`Unkou esa ex jksdu vkÅ¡

                                         rqEgjs flj ek[ku dh eVdh eSa fey Xoky yqVkÅa

                                         ekfuu gks dj eku djks rqe eSa xg pj.kk eukÅ¡

                                         lwj “;ke rqe cuks jkf/kdk esa uUn yky dgkÅ¡

3

 

yrkvksa esa czt dh xqtkjk djsxsa dUgS;k dUgS;k iqdkjk djsxsa

dgha rks feyxsa oks ckads fcgkjh mUgh ds pj.kk fpr yxk;k djsxsa

cuk;sxsa àn; esa tc izse efUnj ogh mudks >wyk >qyk;k djsaxsA

bUgsa ge foBk;sxsa vk¡[kksa esa fny esa bUgha ls lnk ykS yxk;k djsxsa

tks :Bsxsa gels oks ck¡sads fcgkjh pj.k iM+ bUgsa ge euk;k djasxs

bUgsa izse Mksjh ls ge ck¡/k ysxs rks fQj dSls oks Hkkx tk;k djsxsa

ftUgksus NqM+k;s Fks lc QUn xt ds ogh esjs ladV feVk;k djsaxs

bUgksus rks càkEM lkjs upk;s exj vc bUgsa ge upk;k djsaxs

Hktksxs tgk¡ izse ls bldks Hkxou~ dUgS;k ogh Nfo fn[kk;k djsxsa

 

                                              4

 

                                         lquk ns lquk ns Ñ".kk vc cU”kh dh rku lquk ns Ñ’.kk

                                         ;s Hkkjr turk lkjh HkqykbZ lq/k cq/k lkjh D;ksa fcljkbZ

                                         txkns txkns eksgu ;g lksrk Hkkjr vku txkns Ñ".kk

                                         /keZ Xykfu lc QSy x;s Hkwy x;s lc jhfr igyh

                                         fuHkkns fuHkkns Ñ".kk vc xhrk dk Kku fuHkkns Ñ".kk

                                         xt us cqyk;k tc rw gh vk;k nsksinh dk rwus phj c<+k;k

                                         c<+kns c<+kns Ñ".kk oks Hkkjr okyh “kku c<+kns Ñ".kk

5

[ksyr pkjks HkkbZ Jh vxuk esa [ksyr pkjks HkkbZ

pkj tru dk [ksy jpk gS Qwyou xsan cukbZ

jktk n”kjFk ?kj ukScr ckts ?kj ?kj ctr c/kkbZ

loZ lksus dh cuh gS v;ks/;k ghjk eksrh jRu tMkbZ

rhu yksd dh ldy lEink vo/kiqjh pfy vkbZ

BkSj BkSj eqfu tu ds vklu cSBs gS /;ku yxkbZ

/kU; v;ks/;k /kU; jktk n”kjFk HkkX; ftudk cukbZ

 

                                        

                                        

                                         6

 

                                           lak> HkbZ vk;s ugh j?kqukFk

                                         NksVs NksVs ckyd nksÅ vHkh gS dksey xkr

                                         NksVs jke NksVs Hkb;k y{e.k nwj [ksyu er tkÅ

                                         cu esa fQjrs xk; cNM+s ekj u ns dksbZ ykr

                                         ekr dksf”kY;k dgr gS bruk vk; x;s j?kqukFk

                                         ekr dks”kY;k vkjr lkts vk; x;s j?kqukFk

 

 

 

7

 

vxuk esa [ksys pkjks Hkb;k Hkb;k vuan Hk;s

ns[k lHkk pkjks Hkb;u dh Hkb;k vfr gqylb;k

:ud >qud iStfu;k¡ okts n”kjFk ds vxub;k¡

lqQy dekbZ dks”kY;k dh nksÅ dj ysr cyS;k

Hkjr gkFk Hkojk fy;s “k=q/ku fQjdS;k

y{ke.k gkFk yky yVqvk gS jketh ds gkFk pdS;k

rqylh nkl Hktks Hkxokuk yksd ykt lc xj;k

                                        

                                         8

                                         yadk ifr dh jkuh le>rh gS ckj ckj

                                         ogh jke gS ftudh jkuh gj yk;s gS

                                         rhuksa yksd dh Hkokuh pkjks osnks esa c[kkuh

                                         oks rks ukj gS fdluh tkls jkj <ky vk;s gks

                                         f=;k HkbZ gS nhokuh esjs eqfä dh fu”kkuh

                                         esrks ukj ugh yk;k eS rks ekrk dj yk;k gw¡

                                         rqylh nkl ew<+ ;g jko”kk eqfä inkjFk esjs eu Hkk;s gSa

9

izgykn ds ykxh jke jVuk

tc izgykn vfxu eas Mkyk fcu ckny cjls viuk

tc izgykn ioZr ls Mkyk xksn esa ys fy;s viuk

tc izgykn dqv¡u esa Mkyk fcu lhM+h pf<+ vk; viuk

tc izgykn leqnz esa Mkyk Qwyksa dh lst Hk;s viuk

tc izgykn [kEHk ls ck/kksa ujflag :i /kjks viuk

                                          10

                                         izgykn [kM+s jksrs gSa esjs jke dgk¡ lksrs gSa

                                         eq>s xq: iM+us dks fl/kkuks eksgs jke dk uke fl[kkus

                                         eq>s ioZr vku <dsyks esjs jke us xksn mBk;ks

                                         eq>s vfxu ds chp fyVk;k esjs jke us o"kkZ dhUgh

                                         eq>s tgj dk I;kyk Hkstks esjs jke us veZr dhUgksa

                                         eq>s [kEHk ls vku c/kk;ks eq>s u`flg :i fn[kk;ks

11

jke y[ku fl; tkudh vkt l[kh lius esa vk;s

pkjks vksj ckj [kEHk yxs gSa eSa tkuw jketh dh ikydh

vkt l[kh lius esa vk;s

pkjks vksj pkj lf[k;k [kM+h gSa eS tkuw jketh dh tkudh

vkt l[kh lius esa vk;s

pkjks vkSj pkj nhi tys gSa eSa tkuw jketh dh vkjrh

vkt l[kh lius esa vk;s

12

jkst ysus lqeu ;gk¡ vk;k djks

jktk tud us ckx yxk;k BUMh BUMh gok ;gk¡ [kk;k djs

csyk pesyh twgh dsrdh Hkj Hkj ds nskus ys tk;k djks

jktk tud us C;kg jpk;k /kuq"k rksM+us fl;k O;kgk djks

ys yks jktdqekj Qwy Qwyokjh ls ys yks

jktk tud us ckx yxk;k Qwy pquks vius gkFk

gqdqe gks; rks gegh rskM+ nsa uje rqEgkjs gkFk

xq: gekjs iwwtk djsxsa rksM+sxs vius gkFk

;g cj rks gS fl;kth ds yk;d dgks tud ls tk;

jktdqekj “kj.kk j?kqoj dh vHkh pysxsa lkFk

 

                                        

                                     13

                                  dks”kY;k ds jkepUnz tkus dc gqb;s

                                  FkksM+k lk FkksM+k crklk dks”kY;k ds jke pUnz tkus dc [kb;s

                                  dks”kY;k ds ------------------------------------------------------

                                  /kksr lk /kuqvk NksVs ls jkepUnz njokts ij jkepUnz tkus dc vb;s

                                  dks”kY;k ds -----------------------------------------------------------

                                  NksVksa ls jke pUnz NksVh lh lhrk dks”kY;k ds jkepUnz lhrk dc C;ksg

                                  dks”kY;k ds jke pUnz tkus dc gqb;s

14

u idM+ks gkFk eu eksgu dykbZ VwV tkosxh a

tokgj ls eM+h pwM+h gekjh VwV tkosxh

tcjnLrh djksxs rks u ikvks “;ke jrh Hkj

/kjh gS “kh”k ij eVdh gekjh QwV tk;sxh

u idM+ks-----------------------------------

cM+s rqe <hV uUn ykyk iM+k gksxk ugh ikyk

fQj vkf[kj dks ;gh gksxk eqgCcr NwV tk;sxh

u idM+ks-----------------------------------

;g dguk Fkk eqjkjh dk yM+diu Fkk fcgkjh dk

xys esa Mky nh cS;k cyk ls :B tk;sxh

u idM+ks------------------------------------------------        15

                                  enu eskgu dne cu esa [kM+s cU”kh ctkrs gSa

                                  dHkh eFkqjk dHkh xksdqy dHkh cjlkus tkrs gaSa

                                  dHkh ek[ku dHkh feJh dHkh nf/k dks yqVkrs gSa

                                  dHkh jk/kk dHkh dqCtk dHkh :deu ds tkrs gSa

                                  dHkh xaxk dHkh tequk dHkh lj;w ugkrs gSa

प्रेम शाश्वत है

vki fdlh ,d gh O;fDr dks vkthou izse dj ldrs gSa ;g dguk dqN ,slk gh gksxk fd eksecÙkh vkidh vkf[kjh lkalsa fxuus rd tyrh jgsxh & fy;ks VkyLVkW;

,d nwljs ls izse djsa ysfdu izse dk dksbZ ca/ku u cka/ksa] cfYd bls viuh vkRekvksa ds fdukjksa ds chp ,d cgrs gq, lkxj ds leku cgus nsaA& [kyhy ftczku

izse lukru gS] blds Hkko esa ifjorZu gks ldrk gS]ysfdu [kq”kcw ugha cnyrh A&foUlsUV okWu xkWx

izse laosnuk ls T;knk dqN ugha gS] ysfdu izse izfrc)rk ls vf/kd gS &fluDysj ch QX;Zqlu

gekjs thou esa tks Hkh  n`< vkSj LFkk;h [kq”kh gS] mlds fy;s uCcs izfr”kr izse mÙkjnk;h gS&lh ,l yqbZl

ge vkn”kZ izse dk fuekZ.k djus dh ctk; vkn”kZ izseh dks [kkstus esa viuk le; cckZn dj nsrs gSa &VkWe jksfcal

ekuo vkfLRRo dh leL;k dk larks’ktud vkSj le>nkjh tokc flQZ izse gS &,fjd Ýke

vR;f/kd izse feyus ls vkidks “kfDr feyrh gS vkSj vR;f/kd izse djus ls vkidks lkgl feyrk gS & ykvks tw

izse vkSj d#.kk vko”;drk,a gSa ]foyklrk ugha A muds fcuk ekuork thfor ugha jg ldrh & nykbZ ykek

ftl rjg lw;Z ds cxSj cxhps esa Qwy eqj>k tkrs gSa Bhd mlh rjg izse fcuk thou Hkh uhjl cu tkrk gS & vkLdj okbYM

;fn vki yksxksa dk vkdyu djrs gSa rks vkids ikl mUgsa I;kj djus dk le; ugha &enj Vsjslk

Cqkjh laxr esa jgus ls vPNk gS vdsys jguk & tktZ okf”kzxVu

प्रेम शाश्वत है

·        :i fpjdky rd ugha jgrk ;kSou Hkh tkus ds fy;s vkrk gS ] cl LFkk;h izse gS

izse pwafd lkSan;Z dk fhK[kkjh gS ]blfy;s izse esa lqanjrk dk vHkko gS

izse esa D;k feyk vxj ;g ns[kus x;s rks fu”p; gh nq%[k feysxk A

izse dh Hkk’kk i<+uk lalkj dk lcls dfBu dke gS

ftlus izse ugha fd;k mlus LoxZ esa jgdj Hkh ujd dk vuqHko fd;kA izseghu thou ujd dh ngdrh 

Tokyk gS] ftldh vkap ls nwljs Hkh tyus yxrs gSa

izse ,d fiatjk gS tgka flQZ izdk”k gh izdk”k fn[kkbZ nsrk gS]ijNkbZa ugha &ikmyks dks,yks

Lqkuuk cksyuk izkFkZuk nsuk ckaVuk fo”okl ekQh oknk vkuan tokc ;s izse ds 10 ek/;e gSa& foy fLeFk

Hkkoukvksa dk izse lkxj pkjksa rjQ O;; ls Hkjk gqvk &Fkkel jkcVZ Msoj

izse esa] viuh [kq”kh ls T;knk nwljs dh [kq”kh dh vko”;drk gS & jkoVZ gsuysu

fo”okl izse dk lcls vPNk lcwr gS A &th;l cznlZ

प्रेम शाश्वत है

·       izse “kk”or gS

izse ,d fu’Bk! ,d “kCn! ,d vuqHkwfr ! ,d thou! ,d ?kM+du ! ,d izrh{kk ! ,d jkx ! ,d lqcg ! ,d /kqu! ,d mM+ku! ,d ;k=k! ,d lalkj! ,d dksey vUrZHkko ! ,d rM+i! ,d I;kl! ,d iqdkj ! ,d psgjk ! ,d cksy ! ,d ;kn ! fdruk vikj] fdruk vi:Ik O;kl ] izse ds o`r dk ca/krk---- gh ugha Hkk’kk esa ] thou esa gh dgka ca/k ikrk gS A

isze ,slh “kk”or lukru pht gSftls vki bl rjg ls dsoy dg ldrs gSa cfYd vuqHko Hkh dj ldrs gSa & izse czã gS izse ije :Ik gS izse lR; gS !

 bl rjg Hkh & izse ,d Qwy gS izse ifjank gS izse xgjh ?kkVh gS izse loksZPp ioZr gS izse fu>Zj gS A izse unh gS izse leanj gS izse thou nsrk gS izse ekj Mkyrk gS izse cwan esa fNik lkxj gSizse [kqyk vkdk”k gS izse ,d rM+I gSA izse l`f’V Ik;Zar gsizse vukfn vuar gS A

vkSj ,sls Hkh  izse jpukdkj gS izse dkfry gS eSa izse gwa] rqe izse gks]ge izse gSa A

,d fnu etuw cSBk gkFkksa ls jsr myhp jgk Fkk A iwNk x;k&^ bu jsr ds d.kksa esa D;k ryk”krs gks *\ mlus dgk&^ eSa ySyk dks [kkstrk gwa *

^ rks rqEgsa D;k yxrk gS fd bl rjg ySyk dks ik yksxs \ D;k ,sls vueksy lkSan;Z dh Hkh /kuh dgha ?kwy esa fey ldrh gS* mlls iwNk x;kA

^eSa mls gj txg] bl mEehn ls [kkstrk gwa fd ,d u ,d fnu] dgha u dgha mls ik ywaxkA