jokes

Barack Obama was sitting in his office wondring whom to invalo next when his telephone rang. Hello Mr. Obama a heavily accented voice said ,”this is Gurumuph from Fagwara district Kapurthala punjab I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you”

          Well Gurumukh obama replied,” this is indeed important news how big is your army right now .’said Gurumukh after a moments calculation,’ There is my self my cousin sukhdev. My next door neighbor Bhagat and the entire kabaddi team from the Gurudwara. That makes eight.’

          Obama paused ,‘must tell you gurumukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command. “‘Arrey o man kya ‘”said Gurumukh,’ I will have to ring you back sure enough,: The next day Gurumukh called again ,”Mr. Obama it is Gurumukh I am calling from Phagwara std.The war is still on we have managed to aquire some infantry equipment.” And what equipment would to be that Gurumukh ,”Obama asked. “ Well we have two combines a donkey and mricks Tractor,” Obama sighed ,”I must tell you that I have 16000 tanks and 14000 armoured personnel carriers also I have increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke. “

          “Oh teri ,said Gurumukh,” I will have to get back to you ,” “sure enough” Gurumukh rang again the next day. “Mr. obama the war is still on we have managed to get outselve air borne. We have modified Amriks Tractor by adding a couple of shotguns sticking on same wings and the pind’s generator four sehool pass boys from Malpur have joined us as a well “

          Obama was silent for a munute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you Gurumukh that I have 10000 bombers and 20000 fighter plane my military completly surrounded by laser guided surface to air missile and scince we last spoke I have increased my army to two million ‘ “o tera bhalla hoy,” said Gurumukh,” I have to ring you back sure enough “Gurumukh called again the next day.

          “Mr. Obama I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call of the war. “

“I am sorry to hear that ,”said Obama,” why the sudden change of heart”.

          “Well”, said Gurumukh ,” we have all had a long chat over a couple of lassi’S and decided there’s no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars.”Now that is called punjab confidence.